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12 Reasons
12 Reasons I Don’t Go to Sporting Events Anymore
1. The coach never came to visit me.
2. Every time I went, they asked me for money.
3. The people sitting in my row didn’t seem friendly.
4. The seats were too hard.
5. The referees made some decisions I didn’t agree with.
6. I was sitting with hypocrites — they only came to see what others were wearing!
7. Some games went into overtime and I was late getting home.
8. The band played some songs I had never heard before.
9. The games are scheduled on my only day to sleep in and run errands.
10. My parents took me to too many games when I was growing up.
11. Since I read a book on sports, I feel like I know more than the coaches anyway.
12. I don’t want to take my children because I want them to choose for themselves whether they want to be sports fans or not.
Sound familiar?
Note: I didn’t write this, though I made a few modifications. I don’t know the original source, but I stumbled across it online and it was too good not to share [B.M.].